Stacy Keibler Is Gorgeous

Pam Anderson is Single? Married? Who the F--k Knows?

Pam Anderson has married every skanky loser this side of Alberta Canada, but this time I guess it is going to stick. Or something. She filed for divorce to some guy I never heard of but now wants him back.

Like I say, or something.

Ooops, I'm not supposed to be sarcastic about this stuff.

Um, good for Pam. Good job taking marriage seriously and trying to stay with your man.

Late Night TV Is Returning

Though they say there is a writer's strike, late night TV is set to go back on the air. I haven't watched Jay or Letterman in years, but some people seem to care.

New York Couple Convicted As Slave Masters

A NY couple was jsut convicted of treating two of their servants as slave. The two slaves had originally came to work on temporary visas, but as those expired they were forced to continue working for the couple under threat, and actual violence.

Is Castro Retiring?

Fidel Castro, Cubas long running el Presidente made a statement on Monday saying he was ready to turn the leadership reigns over to the young people. No word yet on whether he actually had a plan on doing so, would actually do so, or was just jerking America around like he's been doing for three decades.

That's like my dad telling me when I was a kid that if he died I was ready to be man of the household. Yet, since he still lived I was just a stupid kid with his "head up his ass."

Clinton Tries To Warm Up Her Image

She may be the front runner for the Democrats, but Hillary has been taking measure of late to warm up her frosty cold image. Apparently this means more visits throughout Iowa and some cute and cuddly videos on thehilaryiknow.com.

This is different from the strategy I sent her, which was to stop public speaking alltogether, and make some cute and cuddly videos for hardcorelesbos.com.

Christians Don't Need To Worry About The Golden Compass

Christian groups have been up in arms over the new kids movie, The Golden Compass over one of the kids destroying God in the books the movie is based on. But it looks like they no longer need to worry as the movie is a total bore.

Senate Blocks Energy Bill

I'm really glad I no longer drive.

Barry Bonds Is A Schmuck

I haven't cared about baseball in a long time now, but as a kid I loved it. It was America's pastime. It was beauty and wonder and just awesome. Then everybody got greedy. I can't stand to watch millionaire drug addicts hitting a ball anymore and it disgusts me that Barry Bonds broke Hank Aarons record. Baseball should have just shut itself down before that happened. It isn't a real record. Hank was a real man, fighting injustice and batting a ball. Bonds is a schmuck.

Now he's entering pleas proving he's more OJ than Hank Aaron anyways. Bah, let's turn the channel.

Mitt Romney: Is America Ready For A Mormon President?

Presidential nominee Mitt Romney is a Mormon. That's not news really, except that we haven't ever had a Mormon President, and as a religion Mormonism usually sits somewhere just under Tom Cruise-inism. It is an odd religion and one that most Americans seem to associate with Utah and multiple wives.

But this nation of ours is a very divided one and that division, in many ways, is split right down the middle on religion. Certainly many "liberals" believe in a God, but their God is way different from the conservative one. Or at least that's what everybody seems to want us to believe. I don't really believe that, but I seem to be in the minority.

Anyways, Romney is doing a good job of projecting himself as one of the conservative guys and despite what most seem to believe about Mormonism, he's getting some support in that idea. Although he isn't really a front runner, he's at least on the playing field.

He recently gave a big old speech on his Mormonism in specific, and religion in the nation in general, and as can be expected it got very divided reviews.

Honestly I'm so out of the loop in terms of politics I don't know what to expect. But in a race where some of the front runners are a black man, a woman and a Mormon, this is one heck of an election for the press.

Nicole Kidman Wishes She Was A Mime

Nicole Kidman says her mime classes in school are finally paying off in her latest film, The Golden Compass. The film looks interesting, but is already garnering a lot of controversy as being an atheist plot.

Martin Scorcese, Diana Ross, Steve Martin And Others Awarded At The Kennedy Honors

With President Bush's ratings climbing lower lower I gotta wonder if he didn't have to go through a lot of folks to find some willing to give this award too. But I wonder even more about the types of conversations Scrocese, Steve Martin, and Brian Wilson had. That's a table I could sit at.

Stacy Keibler Looks Good In Leopard Print

Petra Nemcova Shows Off Her Upskirt Panties

Katie Price Loves To Show Her Panties

This is an example of what I was talking about in my mission statement. Katie Price is a model. She isn't really that attractive but she has big boobs and she likes to show them off. Some of us like looking at them and some place are willing to pay her to show them off.

Recently she wore a see through shirt and a really short skirt. While goofing she showed off her panties and the paparazzi took pictures. Now I would say it was reasonable to assume that Ms. Price intentionally wore provocative clothes and positined herself in a manner to show off her "assets" to the photographer. She gets her picture in the paper, thus she gets exposure, thus she gets another pay day from it.

She's a topless model, call it job security.

What gets me though is the gossip column call her an attention whore for doing it. Yet they post the pictures while doing it in order for them to get more ad revenue from the very pictures they are complaining about.

Pisses. Me. Off.

And yes, I understand I'm showing the pictures too in hopes of generating ad revenue. But I aint calling her a whore for helping me out.

Anyways, I'll shut up and show the rest of the pictures.

Kate Moss Has Huge Nipples

Even Bumming Around Eve Mendez Looks Good

Happy Birthday Britney Spears!

Pregnant And Naked: Christina Aguilera Does Marie Claire

Christina chatted with Marie Claire and posed for a few nude pictures in the most recent issue of Marie Claire. Call me pervy, but I think she looks pretty hot.

Gossip And Fun Without The Hate

I'll admit it: I like celebrities. I like gossip about celebrities. I like naked celebrities. But I'm not so fond of all the negativity that follows those things. It seems like every celebrity gossip blog has to be really snarky and nasty about it.

It just seems so hypocritical to me to on one hand call the naked celeb a dumb whore and then on the other sell adds next to your pictures of that naked celebrity. Hateful comments about the people making them money. Biting hand that feeds, etc.

So I decided to create this blog that will still feature sexy celebrity pictures, and various bits of gossip without the hate.

Enjoy.