Barry Bonds Is A Schmuck

I haven't cared about baseball in a long time now, but as a kid I loved it. It was America's pastime. It was beauty and wonder and just awesome. Then everybody got greedy. I can't stand to watch millionaire drug addicts hitting a ball anymore and it disgusts me that Barry Bonds broke Hank Aarons record. Baseball should have just shut itself down before that happened. It isn't a real record. Hank was a real man, fighting injustice and batting a ball. Bonds is a schmuck.

Now he's entering pleas proving he's more OJ than Hank Aaron anyways. Bah, let's turn the channel.