It's Going To Be A Boring Golden Globes

Not that I ever watch anyways but in an effort to cheer up striking writers, the SAG has said none of its actors (which is all of them pretty much) will be attending the Golden Globes. I suppose it could be interesting to watch a bunch of no-names awarding a whole bunch of people who won't actually be attending. That should make the awards short anyways.

Dr. Phil Sez Britney Needs Professional Help

Poor Britney, she can't get near a total mental break down without fifty photographers ready to document it all. Lord knows she has made a mess of herself, and lord knows the press aint helping.

Now good old Dr. Phil is stepping in with a little advice, "Get some damn help, be-atch before your dead." That's not a direct quote, but he is asking her to get help and perhaps offering a little intervention.