Stacy Keibler Is Gorgeous

Pam Anderson is Single? Married? Who the F--k Knows?

Pam Anderson has married every skanky loser this side of Alberta Canada, but this time I guess it is going to stick. Or something. She filed for divorce to some guy I never heard of but now wants him back.

Like I say, or something.

Ooops, I'm not supposed to be sarcastic about this stuff.

Um, good for Pam. Good job taking marriage seriously and trying to stay with your man.

Late Night TV Is Returning

Though they say there is a writer's strike, late night TV is set to go back on the air. I haven't watched Jay or Letterman in years, but some people seem to care.

New York Couple Convicted As Slave Masters

A NY couple was jsut convicted of treating two of their servants as slave. The two slaves had originally came to work on temporary visas, but as those expired they were forced to continue working for the couple under threat, and actual violence.

Is Castro Retiring?

Fidel Castro, Cubas long running el Presidente made a statement on Monday saying he was ready to turn the leadership reigns over to the young people. No word yet on whether he actually had a plan on doing so, would actually do so, or was just jerking America around like he's been doing for three decades.

That's like my dad telling me when I was a kid that if he died I was ready to be man of the household. Yet, since he still lived I was just a stupid kid with his "head up his ass."

Clinton Tries To Warm Up Her Image

She may be the front runner for the Democrats, but Hillary has been taking measure of late to warm up her frosty cold image. Apparently this means more visits throughout Iowa and some cute and cuddly videos on thehilaryiknow.com.

This is different from the strategy I sent her, which was to stop public speaking alltogether, and make some cute and cuddly videos for hardcorelesbos.com.

Christians Don't Need To Worry About The Golden Compass

Christian groups have been up in arms over the new kids movie, The Golden Compass over one of the kids destroying God in the books the movie is based on. But it looks like they no longer need to worry as the movie is a total bore.